Season 5, episode Ross Can't Flirt
I hold myself to the same standards to which I hold others, so if I expect you to let me get my flirt on and then be on my merry way, I'm not going to pout if you. Me trying to Flirt Peek a boo, I'm gonna hump you from Facebook tagged as Boo Meme. "I'm a Flirt" is a song by Bow Wow featuring R. Kelly. The song was scheduled to be the second single released from Bow Wow's fifth album The Price of Fame.
RachelOk, ok, ok, look, just don't freak out, but I kind of lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it. PhoebeWell, what am I gonna tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight! RachelI don't know, tell her to wear her own earrings. PhoebeThese are her earrings. You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!HRVY - Personal lyrics
RachelBecause I lose her stuff! By the way, the entire rest of the episode takes place in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Something to think about. I'm gonna bash his head in later. His grandmother asks him something. JoeyOh umm, my big scene's coming up. Big scene coming up. ChandlerIf you said, "Big Lima bean, bubbling up. Monica noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch Rach?
RachelOh I, I just can't watch. MonicaIt's a diaper commercial. RachelOh, yeah, well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!! There's a knock on the door. I will get that! MonicaRoss, it hasn't moved since Ross opens the door. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys. RossI mean, some noises no-no, the uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought that your hair looked like an 8-year-old's, and I'm, I'm just saying I like it.
RossYou understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys. CaitlinYou know, all I'm looking for is the money. Now stop bringing us pizzas you. Walks away and Ross closes the door.
RossYou couldn't let me have her, could you?! RossThis is a girl I really like and you, you had to swoop in there! RossChandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl! ChandlerThank you for that! To Monica I was not flirting. It's uh, it's fine. MonicaNo big deal, I do it all the time. Chandler starts to laugh, but then gets serious So umm, you-you, you flirt with guys all the time?
It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you! ChandlerOk, but there is a big difference all right?
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You are a lot hotter than that I am. Joey walking past True story! Goes and sits down. MonicaChandler, this actually bothers you? ChandlerYes, it does bother me! I think it'd bother a lot of people. Rachel, when uh, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
RachelUhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women. RossAnd thank you, for that. RachelBut you know, I never really had anything to worry about.
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Ross was never very good at the flirting thing. Mumbles What-what, what're talking about? It-it worked with you. We met, you flirted and then bam nine years later you had me! RossAll right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm gonna do? I am gonna order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you-I will show how well I flirt. In fact, I will, I will, I will get her phone number! ChandlerWell- RossAnd not the one on the menu! Phoebe entering from Rachel's bedroom I found it!
RachelOk, that is the one we already have! JoeyOk, here's my big scene. My big scene's here! They have two of the cops on the street, then they cut to where they're entering an apartment. Joey smiling Ok, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out. Chandler smiling Well, what is it? Joey smiling Oh, they cut me out of the show. Phoebe smiling Maybe your scene's coming up? Joey smiling Not likely. Joey smiling I'm in it. Phoebe smiling This is terrible, what are you gonna do?
Joey smiling I don't know. Well this little old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died. Phoebe not smiling That's not good. Joey smiling Yeah we had to get her a home nurse. Phoebe not smiling Oh, my God. Joey smiling Yeah, she almost died and got really expansive.
Not that face, smile! Rachel smiling Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? I mean it's not your fault. Chandler smiling If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon? Grandma Tribbiani Something in Italian to Joey.
JoeyOh-uh, soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. I- There I am! Points to the screen, of course it isn't him. Grandma Tribbiani pointing at the screen No! JoeyNo-no, no, that-that's me, that's me.
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Grandma TribbianiNo, it's Sam Waterston! Crimes and Misdemeanors, Capricorn One. Monica following her Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we'll leave as soon as the show is over. PhoebeBut I already gave them back to you!
PhoebeAll right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. Walks away over to Rachel. Rachle, where's that other earring?
RachelIt's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Goes to the door. PhoebeMake sure you check Chandler's jewelry box.
Chandler has a jewelry box? PhoebeOk, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?! Rachel heads for Joey and Chandler's and Phoebe heads for the kitchen to find Ross. Ross To Phoebe Hey Pheebs! If you want to spread your love juice for the urge of procreation, them hit a sperm bank, not the alter for marriage! Paul Friedman Post author Reply Yes, you are correct, pretty much all the way. But the problem is that being angry with your husband, or letting him know he is immoral he already knows is a non-starter for healing your marriage.
You have to begin at a place that is not doing more harm than good. That place is self examination. That does not mean its your fault, but if you think a husband is operating like a saint, you have to get into reality. Our efforts are to heal marriages, to take advantage of this wake up call, and get couples into a marriage that is joy filled and well oiled.
If all you want to do is bash your husband for doing things poorly you might as well already be in divorce court. After all, we are only human. Maybe one wants the other to have a little empathy for their feelings. Then, their refusal to acknowledge their part in hurting the other one, makes one even more angry. Well what has the other done to make them feel secure. Hitting on anything I can not fathom anyone wanting to just give up.
Though I can not fathom it being something that can be fixed. Maybe one can not get past all the hurt feelings. Feelings of inadequacies, never being good enough. Even after vows were stated in front of God and all. Some of us take our vows seriously and would not fathom even looking. Lead me not into temptation. They are not black letters on white paper. They are to have meaning and consequences.
To which, making the abuser feel secure and happy after all is said and done, does not seem appropriate to me. It like rewarding bad behavior. Which we all know is to actually encourage it. I actually heard one say to the other well you stayed, so you obviously have accepted it. No regard for the other. Divorce sounds good compared to never being good enough for the one you devoted your life to.
If they truly cared for the one they were with, they would have flirted with them and not the new interest? Paul Friedman Post author Reply I discovered that dwelling on all you propose, though quite correct, is like wiggling your body in quicksand. All you do is speed up inevitable death to your marriage, and yourself.
Unfortunately this kind of thinking is literally promoted.
It does no good. Not for you, or for your marriage! My thinking is that if you want to save your marriage, which I have proven is realistic, countless times, you need to have a realistic and practical approach that ultimately produces happiness. I suggest you look at the website more, maybe read one of my books, or, if you wish, take the course which is honestly the best course of action for you.
Carol Channing Reply I was with a man who flirted with other women, smiled openly across the room the entire time we were seated in a restaurant, smiled in passing, touched them in conversation, aggressively sought to make eye contact in my presence for a year.
I told him repeatedly how bad it always made me feel. His behavior was something else again. I related to him on five different occasions that his behavior really hurt my feelings, but he continued. I would think you would try to reason out why that does not work, as you have been trying and trying. But more important, for your marriage, is to learn what the underlying factors are that makes him so rude to you… I think if you read one of my books your marriage will improve a great deal… Erica Reply Me and my husband has been married for a few weeks.
I still see him as a bf … not so a husband. And we work at the same place, which I absolutely hate because all I see him do is flirt with women. I told him I hate it and he calls me jelly. I feel like me saying yes was a huge mistake Paul Friedman Post author Reply If you wrote before you married we would have suggested a longer engagement, to see what he is like.
Because you have only been married a short time, and see him only as a boyfriend, you still can safely and ethically get un-married. Juvy Reply I am on the same situation right now. Always feeling awkward, humiliated and hurt every time my husband is flirting.
Respect is the issue here. Marriage is for husband and wife to work it out. Not just by the wife alone. I respected him for not embarrasing him in public.